Thursday, November 13

Confucius and panties

Some time ago in the office, while rocking in my chair and failing magnificently at stifling the guffaws bubbling in my throat, I emailed the source of my amusement to Paul: a link to a list of Confucius jokes.

The following is an excerpt of the subsequent chat he had with his colleague.

11:46 Paul Confucius say: panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
11:46 Kim wtf are you talking about?
11:57 Paul I would have thought that was blindingly obvious.
11:58 Kim 'fraid not
12:00 Paul should I put it all in caps for you?
12:01 Kim i don't really see how that will help
12:01 Kim maybe you can try paraphrasing
12:03 Paul Panties are not the best thing on earth...I think that's pretty clear.
12:03 Paul They're next to it.
12:04 Paul Um. What are panties next to?
12:04 Kim what exactly are 'panties', in this context?
12:04 Paul Well, if I had to guess, I'd say Confucious was talking about pussy.
12:05 Kim children, eh?
12:05 Paul oh ffs

Such an endearing man, Kim.

4 comments:

Reenie said...

Greetings , Le Raine.
Its quite sad to see people these days plagiarizing. As if they don't have a mind of their own.
I too , have been plagiarize and that little fucker as fled , without apologising.
I would wanna learn tho , as to how you and your friends find out who has been plagiarizing your blog of late ?
Thanks.

Le Raine said...

Reenie:
I didn't find out - I had no clue at all, actually. It was Mykel who informed me, you should probably have a chat with him. His blog is at http://theseawithin.blogspot.com. Sorry to hear about your being plagiarized as well - if it's any consolation though, it means your writing is worth something. :)

Anonymous said...

My deepest apologies Leraine that i plagarized your blog.
Im young and immature and comepletly delusional.
I've since moved blog & will proceed on to delete the entries.
I supposed Mykel just tagged my my Cbox. I hope you guys won't hold a grudge against me.
Thank you tons.

The Plagiarizer said...

Hi Leraine , Its the 'plagiarizer' once again.
I'ved posted an apology before and I am sure you have received it.
I really hope that you would be kind enough to forgive me on the multiple accounts which I have plagiarized your posts.
I'd believed that Mykel , have tagged on my cbox reprimanding me and such.
Which is of course , appropriate and reasonable since I plagiarized.
I've since learnt my lesson and swear upon the above that I will never plagiarize again.
Pls inform Mykel that I didn't del his tag to avoid the matter.
In fact , I immediately came to apologise to you the moment Mykel tagged me.
I'm not as proficient as you in language so I really hope you'd excuse me If this Apology Comment don't sound sincere.
Thank you.

-The Most Recent Plagiarizer.
(Ask Mykel)

Am really sorry , Le Raine.
I hope you kind souls will leave me alone from now on.